Humorous Valentine's Day Marketing E-Mail

Last Thursday I received a rather amusing Valentine's Day marketing e-mail from Jumpin' Jonny's Steaks & Subs (as an aside, if you enjoy a good Philly Cheese Steak sandwich, you should definitely try Jumpin' Jonny's). The e-mail had this to say:

THIS Valentine's Day - don't make the same mistakes everyone else does - last minute chocolates, diamonds, flowers - Remember the famous saying:
NOTHING SAYS - I LOVE YOU -
LIKE A PHILLY CHEESE STEAK !!!
Okay - so we made it up!

But -- come on by, all week Feb.12^th-16^th , with your Special Someone - kiss 'em at the order line and get a voucher for a free Sandwich on your next visit.
Eat in or Take Out
One free sandwich voucher per couple - cannot be combined with any other coupons or special offers.